/*
 * OK; before you read the following code know what I am trying to do.
 * I needed to get the list of child catagories from the root node so that
 * the root node didn't appear in the selection box. But for some stupid
 * fucking reason the stupid fucking DBA wont let me access the items using
 * indices and I instead have to use their stupid fucking Iterator
 * implementation. So there.
 */
$firstList = $this->getRootNode()->getChildren();
foreach ($firstList as $node)
{
    $nodes = $node->getChildren();
    break;                // wtf?
}

//
// Dear maintainer:
//
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 16
//

// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read

options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.

//Dear future me. Please forgive me.
//I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.

double penetration; // ouch

//somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Logic screen
//somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public

Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up; //ha ha

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood that I was doing
//Now, God only knows